The Bloo Alien and his navigator Algernon NeverLost
Bavarin Fleetfoot, Bard of the Realm
Born a poor Half-Elf All-Mad Bard in the strange and magical land of Norrath, Bavarin Fleetfoot never quite entirely "fit in" among his own kind. Perhaps it was the Dark Elf mask he wore at all times, or his insistence that he was the only "Blueberry" (a derogatory term for the blue skinned Dark Elf race) Bard in existence, even though everyone knew that was patently impossible, as Dark Elves singing sound like crows being literally murdered. Maybe it was just the fact that he hung around with unsavory types like Trolls and Iksars, and other "evil" types that bothered folk. None of that matters now, as one morning he awoke to find himself more of a Stranger in a Strange Land than ever before...
Visitor's Log: StarDate, Unknown
Cloned a poor blue alien on an unknown planet in the far upper reaches of InWorldz, now a visiting Ürth Explorer in the Sol System of a backwater Spiral Galaxy,I am still trying to make sense of these strange creatures of planet Ürth, known as "Hyoo-manz". I have thus far found myself rather concerned by their apparently unexplainable madness as evidenced by their erratic and unexplainable penchant for destruction and hatred.
In my quest to understand, I've discovered that these Hyoo-manz worship colored scraps of paper and shiny bits of metal with numbers on them and will do nearly anything for them, including kill each other, and pretty much any other life-form they believe will possibly garner them a few more of these unusual tokens.
These bits of paper and metal seem more important to them than friends, family, or even life itself, and the safety of their planet hovers on the brink of annihilation at any given moment, at least partly due to this unquenchable lust for these odd bits of paper and metal.
The animals of the planet don't appear to understand the Hyoo-manz any better than I do, although most Hyoo-manz don't seem to understand the animals all that well either, so I guess we're all on even footing there.
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